What a long day…

Oh my God, what a long day it’s been. Had my Language and Society exam this afternoon and it went pretty well, then I had to rush to work, then when I finished I went to where my girlfriend works and helped her for half an hour. Busy, busy, busy. Now I’m sat being attacked my daddy long legs and gnats. I can feel them on my face. TV is great tonight, some thing about mail-order brides and wedding addicts. Have you seen that ‘Midnight Man’ with James Nesbitt? Wow, what a guy. What a story! That’ll be me one day, I’m sure of it.
      My girlfriend has been taking the mick out of me bigtime today, first of all I said – without thinking – that Mount Everest is in England and now she is laughing at my hand actions – I just seen an ad. for a programme on channel five at ten pm. ‘My car is my lover’. Wow. Five is good recently, it used to be old-fashioned. ‘Kidnapped Abroad’ is on soon to, about some tribe that kidnapped tourists, some of whom were not seen again. What happened!? Did they eat them?
      Oh hang on, there’s another… Muslim women smoking sheesha – if that’s how you spell it – in Egypt. The women are getting nervous because of the journalist’s camera crew. It’s looked down upon for the girls to be at the club smoking, they don’t like to be on television and the journalist now has to cover her ankle…
    I love documentaries. They look so fun and I’d be grateful of any opportunity to present one. Think of all the experiments and new sights and emotions. Follow me…